Hope the move went well! I'll miss you!
you are a cunt and I hated living with you and your skeezy boyfriend.Just thought I'd get that out there.
It's 3am, i just got back from ht e bars and registered for classes larteeeeee. History of baseball at 8am? at least ill meet the only stragiht gusy at NYU!
The strippers from this weekend suck at words with friends
So I am guessing last night was a success we are all accounted for and only 3 of us have hospital bracelets on
I have effectively turned laundry day into a drinking game.
If I take diet pills with my edibles I'll be a perfect person
Dude she broke four ribs, how does a 110 lb girl break four of my ribs during sex?! It hurts so bad but was so worth it
Admit it. It's a brilliant plan with hundreds of possible repercutions.
Understatement of the year.
At least I look tastefully trashed. My nipples are hidden and I'm standing up.
I was mid-sentence and you stopped me and said, "Yeah.. for my vaginas sake, I'm gonna need you to stop talking right now."
I just learned how to imitate a trains smokestack. The downside is it makes you look like you ate cocaine. The upside is YOU LOOK LIKE A TRAIN
That was so not worth putting pants on for.
I think he might be using me for sex. I also think I might be ok with that.
You're going to replace me with a robot made of heating blankets and a vibrator?
I don't really care where everyone ended up, but is everyone alive and not in jail?
Not in jail
Alive?
Randomize
