PS Can you transmit a UTI to a sexual partner? I tried to ask, but the doctor just told me to abstain (sup Bristol) for my own good w/o answering
It's an acquired taste. Like keystone. Or caviar.
she said she'd blow me if I bought one of her sorority raffle tickets. Goddamn it's gettin easy
so we started it doggy style, but since we were really drunk kinda fell to the side and turned into a 'lazy dog'... my new favorite position btw
Speaking of testosterone. I saw a girl with a moustache thicker than one I can grow last night...
I peppersprayed myself last night. Sigh.
Sup man, did you have a 3way this month if so it would be 3 for 3 for the house
My rule for unemployment is that I can't smoke before noon.
I haven't gotten up before 1 though, so it hasn't really impacted me.
We smoked a blunt in a stall where a drag queen was fucking a bartender in the ass. So theres gonna be a second date :)
When he breaks your heart after he reveals he's gay, I'll be there for you. -Love, Dad
honestly my period and I are just as surprised to see each other every month
Drunk sperm are not productive sperm.
Maybe those shots of hot dog water wasn’t a good idea after killing a fifth of tequila.. but who’s askin
I found my parents stash of sex toys. You know my green one? My mom has it...in purple. I HAVE THE SAME VIBRATOR AS MY MOTHER
Can we throw a "death to my 20s" party when I turn 30?
Sure. Funeral attire and hard liquor
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