Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
covered in glitter, my cheek hurts, and theres a handprint on my face. Would i do it again. Absolutly
my drunken desire to be gossip girl continues to ruin friendships for me
Anthony wouldn't know good sex if it sat on his face
Woke up on the floor with my glow stick in one hand & dollar bills in the other. Good. Morning.
You know you're deprived when the only thing you taste while chewing gum is the 2 grams of sugar alcohol.
he was drinking wine. Puking into an empty water bottle. And eating french toast. ....All at the same time.
because you can't take the autistic girl you're babysitting on a blunt ride.
I'm handcuffed to the toilet. Don't ask
Just gave a gay guy pointers on how to make anal not hurt. Reevaluation of life choices: in progress.
Is it hot in here? Is the room moving? Its moving. The room is moving. Its spinning like a top. Have you ever been covered in puke? What are you doing?
Look at my eyebrows in this pic! We deffo need to go back to that waxing place.
You have a cock in one hand and a shot in the other. Your eyebrows are not the topic in need of discussion.
It is completely possible to eat beef jerky sexually.
My mom just made me promise her that i'll care about the next guy I sleep with
Also, my phone suggested the phrase “puke in the mailbox" how many times have I had the need to text that to people?
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