What ever happened to making out with a few boob grabs here and there?
She told me she couldnt give me head last night because she was running out of listerine
just realized i can abbreviate thomas paine as t pain in poli theory class notes....YES
My dealer threw in a "freestyle rap" today with my purchase. I dont know if I can handle this relationship.
On an unrelated note: I'm also a big advocate of the "never waste a boner" theory.
I'm drunk on a monday night. Not a good start to finals week
im trying to stop thinking of him and his amazing dick. every time i do i snap myself with a rubber band. classical conditioning at its finest...and you said i wouldnt learn anything from psychology.
On the back of that comment, I've formed a theory that as a result of my brainwashing your drunk self actually believes that beards are your calling.
Guys with values who care about your personality don't cum on your back the 2nd time they you sleep with you.
RA just said I set the all time record for a student who lost houseing..30min..I was moveing out while my new roomate was moveing in. know of any off campous places to stay??
So I have to masturbate in a hospital. I wonder what kind of porn they have.
Dude, i just watched a drag queen dropkick a motherfucker. this is a good night.
Never underestimate the power of loudly proclaiming you want to make out with someone
Jus had a dream that I borrowed bob dylans car to save us from a pack of raptors. Pretty stoked about it.
Swear to god, somebody just drove by with mickey mouse in their passenger seat and he waved at me.
Randomize
