gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
grandma shit on top of the toilet
The only reason why I invited him to my party was because he is suicidal.
I think, one-on-one, Paul Rudd could be very threatening in like a REALLY good way.
What can i say im a girl who smells like weiners.
our school mascot just walked into class and threw condoms everywhere. welcome to college
I puked in the pool and didn't tell them, then they all went swimming. Is it dick to just sit back and enjoy the show?
we're driving around with this really dirty (unclean and inappropriate) 60 year old ex-san quintin con named old skool d that my brother knows and hes bringing us to get weed. what is montana?
apparently I crawled into someone's bed and demanded they call me 'big dog' before shotgunning a beer
No, man, we stole the housekeeper's key and we're just going room to room raiding mini fridges. Hurry
Logan has the vodka and snickers. We're making a run for it. Room 302
did i send you the picture of me smiling with the magnum wrapper?
Lets start a coed nudist frat/sorority. It would be amazing. Or just an orgy club. It would also be amazing
I'm glad we smoked together,that was probs the biggest sibling bonding we will ever have.
so in 24 hours i have gotten caught having sex in my car by a cop, almost burnt off my vag, almost got hit by a semi, and got fired. awesome.
You can only use the "she handcuffed me naked to your bed, i couldn't do anything, sorry bro" excuse once.
You have a tempurpedic. you only have you to blame.
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