need another drink. this is the easiest way
you dont need to remember merediths name haha. only jane
Have you not heard of Jennifer's supreme lust for William Shatner? She wants to eat Taco Bell off of his love handles
You tried to wear your Jesus costume into Family Christian stores and say it was a book signing.
Just found out Brianna Frost the Pornstar goes to my school. Makes that $35,000 tuition that more valuable.
You just got cockblocked by Conan O'Brien.
Well she just peed in a pot and is now trying to boil it
to whom it may concern. if i am dead in colleens bed it is not her fault i slept in my scarf. my dads middle name is ronald.
I'm confused are we getting high or did someone actually die?
If your relationships aren't working out because she doesn't have a penis THEN maybe you should give dudes another go
Last night I was this close to hooking up with someone called "Handjob Pat" dubbed for the time he paid $150 for a handjob in Canada.
Someone came into our hotel room and took our remote
What should I do?
So apparently Facebook just randomly finds the girl who gave me a hard handy despite having no mutual friends...
There's a rash on my genitals that would like a word with you.
I am now gainfully employed. Parents, lock up your children.
Yay! Welcome to the world of "you're seriously trusting me with your kid?"
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