TBS has betrayed me by telling me tyler perry is funny
she smelled like a LAN party
I'm watching Intervention to get pumped up for tonight
Some random slut told me I was a good dancer then gave me a handjob. I felt like fucking John Travolta.
Changed my mind. Wearing a dress. Casual, with a side of breasts.
If I ever die and svu has to come to my murder scene make sure they know I don't wear underwear always so it might not be as bad as they think
i draw the line when you ask for directions at a place you're already at.
I will be naked everywhere
I've got to admit, I'm a little hesitant about giving him road head. I've seen how he drives and I've seen how he acts when I give him head. A small part of me is saying this is going to end badly.
Discovered a freckle on my clitoris. What have you done today?
mhmm. we know where to go, which places have free bathrooms, how long you can be in one until its sketchy, we have this down to a science. we're like the college sophomore pregaming dream team
He wants to buy me a drink to apologize for sending me a pic of his dick. Welcome to my life.
I remember caressing his hands asking him if he moisturized, then i proceeded to put his hands on my face
His dad and I had a drunk conversation about life. At 4 am he told me that I was 21 and cute and should fuck whoever I want.
She's not answering my calls
Well it sounds like you really fucked up
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