I wonder if you could grow some weed in a chia pet
Is it gay to rub my penis between my butt cheeks and pretend that they're tits?
Wow! You need to get laid.
She's helping me study for the final by writing the vocab words all over her body.
you thought you were invisible so you started narrating your actions.
I just texted him and asked him to keep some in case I need help sealing the deal.
Girl Scout cookies are like roofies for fat chicks.
By the way seagulls wings are very soft. And the lesbian and or by sexual twins say hello. Be home in the little bit time frame.
I tried snowmobiling at 2 am. I broke my glasses. You're right. Things do get out of control.
Celebrating landing my dream job by watching zombie movies and drinking free booze in the bath. I'm like 90% sure I just won life.
Aka reading hardcore gay robot porn as a steady trickle of elementary schoolers walk by me every so often and im still in uniform as there councilor
Who is also still dressed up as a pirate
Both of us came out of our rooms at the same time in boxers and sat on the couch. No words were spoken.
May he have a McRib induced stroke and lose the feeling in his tastebuds.
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
not only did I call my ex crying but drunk me also deleted the phone log so I had no warning when I saw him in class
Nows a good time to tell him. Just be like "yeah, I used to bang her too and it didn't work out for us either". He'll understand.
I think I'm more excited for Santa to come now that I made a drinking game out of it
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