bahahahaha i would laugh soo hard if someone did this for me hahahaha this guy would become my best friend
well, atleast the road to alcoholism is fun.
Kanye's agent is the only person whose job sucks worse than mine.
By the way, I think my next facebook status update will read, "Aaron recently found out Vanessa's a screamer."
oh god.
Free beer happened. I got hammered and aaron did his first keg stand. Then went all martha stewart on redecorating the bathroom. I remember being at walmart
What theme did he decide on for the bathroom?
Well as you know martha loves the northeast this time of year. I believe the theme was 'coney island' decorrated with hot dogs and macaroni
He offered to take me out to a nice dinner but I told him I would rather he just pay for my beer this weekend
Found out why they call her Halfpipe Jenny-NOT the cool reason we thought
Notice: I will be intoxicated and in your area this evening. To unsubscribe from my sexual solicitation list, reply 'fuck off'.
It's really sad that I'm trying to calculate in my head the type of place to have dinner that's worth anal
pain. pain everywhere. this is why throwing yourself at concrete is a bad idea.
I drunk-cried for all conjoined twins everywhere the other day.
I seriously doubt I'm gonna be able to properly put your dick in my mouth whilst upside down, but I'm willing to give it my best shot
And when I feel bad about myself I go to the library and suck my pen over an open book, counting the seconds until a guy sits across from me and tries to get my attention
I tried to bring you in when you passed out on the porch but all you said was that I "ruined your hope ands dreams of becoming an astronaut"
Howd last night go?
well he stumbled in my parents door drunk and then asked my mom if she was my grandma. Id say as far as first impressions go, he failed miserably
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