Just woke up. First thing I see: Little brother eating last night's jello shots thinking they're reg jello.
Just saw a squirrel crossing the road in a crosswalk..my morning has improved exponentially.
Found an earplug stuck to the inside of my thigh this afternoon. Just how much noise were we making?
Horny girl and non horny girl have different views on life
You were pissed we didn't change the movie to Eurotrip so you kept singing "Scotty Doesn't Know" over and over until you passed out.
I'm currently blowing up the downstairs bathroom at work. I wish I could foursquare this.
First night in the new apartment. There are 12 people here i don't know, Tequila, and a crying girl locked in our bathroom. I think the apartment christening is complete.
Your two fuck buddies playing ping pong together. HOW. ADORABLE!
I know. I almost started crying. IN WHAT UNIVERSE IS THAT A TURN ON?!
I think I actually have rug burn on my eye.
sorry for pouring tequila vodka and whiskey down your throat and left you to sleep on a table
I cannot handle Xanax... I just turned my computer on and I googled how to work YouTube
Erin was right. There were bees at the after hours.
Currently using my kid's computer to charge my vibrator. #thisis30ish
is 250 jello shots considered an open container?
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