Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
is it considered a "problem" when you find a pickle slice in your bed in the morning or is it like a "super-awesome bonus"?
we've progressed from teabagging to lighting eachothers asses on fire. this cannot be a good path.
all i could think was her face looked like a farm accident
shes a 6ft ginger. she brings nothing to the table except for awkwardness
The working title of my paper? "Tailgating: A Big Clusterfuck of Kids Who Dont Actually Give a Shit about Football"
I cnant read. Cheetos goen. Help. Grt Cheetos.
When I took off my jeans he became more excited about my Elmo underwear than sex but to be fair, who can blame him. They're awesome undies.
Is there a particular reason why everyone is now calling you Butt Doctor?
for real. if he messaged me that i'd have made his penis cower in a corner.
I don't even have his number. I have his pants tho
What has my life come to that I have to spank someone in morse code?
I wish so many great beards were not attached to even greater jerks. All that face sitting potential wasted. Some of the greatest tragedies of this century.
Today's hangover is brought to us by Sailor Jerry's and your dedication to my alcoholism.
It's alright. I'm just trying to make her realize you're not good enough for her.
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