You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
I thought at least he would want to exchange numbers after he tried to put it in my bum
At any point in time, have you stopped and thought "I wonder how high Willie Nelson is right now?
I just sneezed and it tasted like taco bell.
The more I hate his personality, the more I love his penis.
I made a vision board specifically for the purpose of boning john mayer.
I wonder what a non-hungover friday at work is like
Apparently suggesting that she was the kind of girl who might be expected to kill someone's pets hurt her feelings...
You distracted them by dancing on the stripper pole, I ripped the flag off the wall, stuffed it in my pants and we were out.
HELP THE ONLY THING THAT'S HELPING ME DISTINGUISH BETWEEN THE TWO OF THEM IS THE DIRECTION OF THEIR WINKY FACES OMFG
The bond between me and cheese is something no man can understand.
Drinking and pointing where stuff needs to go is hard stuff.
currently buying a pregnancy test while braless so happy november to you too
had a nice chat with the older gay fellow who works in the bakery at the new vons about vday...we both feel that it's a day of dashed expectations & concerns that we'll have to be cut out of our spanx
Random pof guy just messaged me initiating a Pokemon battle. Want to be a bridesmaid?
Randomize
