I had a talk with my mom about respecting myself and not acting like a whore so she will rip my nose ring out if she somehow sees that picture
that girl looks like she smells like hot dog water...
He made me cum so much, I almost let him spend the night. The operative word being "almost".
she was most def 27.5% uglier than a troll, but the sex was great
you said "tonight pinky, we take over the world" and then came in my face
I got my period while he was fingering me , I knew it because I never get that wet.
Did u at least say sorry?
cat food counts as protein by the way
I should have considered my snorting capabilities before breaking my nose
Side note: THE ORIGINAL LION KING IS COMING THE MOVIES AGAIN--3D STYLE. We need to find shrooms.
The cop let me finish my J before he cuffed me. Coolest arresting officer ever.
I'm toasting stale bread and thinking of you
Is that a sex thing?
FACE TIME HER WHILE YOU GUYS BANG
Lol I screamed "GOT AN ORDER OF VERSACE TACOS UP" and the whole kitchen was just like who the fuck is this kid
I just spent 5 minutes saying how beautiful you are and you come back with dont get fat cause you have weird nipples.
The drag queen you used to date and the girl you brought over last night are discussing your sex noises in my living room. I'm changing my locks.
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