Hey, kurt drew a penis on you and wrote my innotals. I had nothing to do a/ that.
well you can't waste a boner
We dont have to go to dinner or anything gay like that. I just wanna do it.
I absolutely love you.
Will you be topless? That will affect my answer.
I just couldn't help myself when there was a FOUNTAIN OF SHOTS
cheese fries, coffee, with a side of dry heaving in the bathroom at the diner on campus at 5am. never felt better.
I am too drunk to deal with your everything. Reread this everytime you feel the need to talk to me.
He passed out again after sex. I've hidden all his clothes. There's no way he is sneaking out in the morning this time!
I really don't think there's anything more liberating than farting.in a loud bar where no one.can.hear you
Thats not real though. Slash there are other extenuating circumstances to lead me to believe dick is wanted
HOLY FUCK I SPELLED EXTENUATING RIGHT ON THE FIRST TRY. IM THE BEST DRUNK NA
I'm wearing the monkey suit out tonight. I hope you're ok with it leaving the bedroom
My dad accidentally texted me asking if I had weed...
Maybe you should say yes, and you guys can like bond or something...
how is it I left wearing underwear then ended up with none? and why is it they are on you?
send nudes
from the living room?
Fuck your bullshit loser kid and his gluten allergy.
Randomize
