I'm sorry. Both for you two breaking up and because I just ate some of your cheez it's.
I'm not a creep or anything, just a lost soul looking for a good lay
I'm blazed about to take my 8am final. Another girl is too. We just looked each other in the eyes. She's my soul sister.
I officially lit my glove on fire while lighting the bong. Winter needs to end.
thanks for waiting 12 hours to ask if I was in a ditch or not
We were just talking bout putting on helmets and going fo a car ride just to see how ppl react. I will def fit in here haha
I want him to be the Hulk to my Brooke Hogan this Halloween. Can I ask him to be my daddy this weekend?
Only if you say it like that.
I am going to wait until he wakes up to set his couch on fire and then pee it out. That way he knows it was not an accident.
I think we should take up crocheing or stamp collecting....something completely lacking penises
Also, I'm sat on the floor drinking cava because life is just not working for me tonight.
It was rough. I have dried puke in my hair and I don't know if it's mine or from the girl I met on the ground waiting for a cab.
Sarah is throwing up still and I'm eating salad with my fingers
Besides, I'm booked tomorrow. I'm planning on drinking heavily and crying in the bath.
you know maybe it wouldnt be so bad if it hadnt happened before. At least I didnt blow him this time
Well it was okay until he pinned my arms over my head and I found the loaded pistol tucked behind the bed... THIS IS WHY WE DON'T FUCK BOYS IN MONTANA ANYMORE
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