so i completely puked my brains out. a lot. he held me up so i could brush my teeth. then we proceeded to hook up for the next four hours.
he's a keeper
The girl here has a popped collar. Can I slap her?
Yes. For all mankind please do.
i feel like pocahontas...the disney character not from real chance of love
I really like you, but I want to get to know you on a time when I am not at drugs.
I don't know at least half of his name. I have officially become a statistic.
now that I know that you did coke with your mom I can't look at her the same
Poking every semi-decent guy on Facebook in the hopes that one of them will want to hook up with me tonight. So far all i've accomplished is 5 new poke wars which i will most certainly continue after this weekend.
Please just fuck her. She's new to LA and doesn't know anyone nice.
I woke up tied to my bed while she was in the corner staring at me while eating cereal. Interesting night!
I ripped my favorite jeans crossing that fence
That sucks
It's an upgrade! I didn;t even have to unzip my pants to pee!
That guy is like a clown car of sexy. Just when I think I've seen it all, THERE'S MORE.
AND SOME IN THE TRUNK.
Hey, I'm probably about to be arrested but I didn't want to wake you. But it would be cool of you to get the $500.00 I have in the box I keep my "medicine" in and come bail me out. Also I figured you would be amused at the thought of me fending off brutal prison rape tonight.
Hey, before I head out, whats your policy on casual drug use and one night stands?
I SHOULD BE TERRIFIED OF HIS DRAGON DICK.
Get your heels and tits on! I’m not wasting a Brazilian because his fucking kid ate paste or Legos and ruined an afternoon suite sex and room service
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