Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
We're learning about the color wheel. Hello college.
I didn't scare your mother by showing up on the roof, did I?
I pretty much envision me eating a turkey leg whilst fucking you. I have priorities.
You should be proud. How many people can say they GAVE a stripper an std?
Also. When I die, I'm gonna have them put me in the casket naked and then have an open casket funeral. That will be my last chance to make people uncomfortable.
How many ballsacks did you see last night because I saw eight
It's amazing the amount I can accomplish with a glass of wine in my hand.
So basically I really like drugs AND banging cops and it's starting to get complicated
If he refers to me as slump buster one more fucking time.
2017 is gonna be explosive... Already watching fireworks out the window while shit my brains out. Happy Ew Year
Need advice bro. Which one should I take: the blonde devil crying in the corner or the brunette crawling on the floor acting like a dinosaur??
I THINK HE DOES. OMG!!!!! OMG I FUCKED A GUY W A FAKE LEG AND I DIDN'T EVEN KNOW!!!!!!????!!!!!!!!!
My mom is worried I'm not eating enough protein so she's sending me 48 cans of tuna. That's not a typo.
I called him my big strong man today. It's all downhill from here. Matching Christmas sweaters, here we come
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