Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
I just heard a girl say "We can't go that way, it is a one way street." She was on foot...Nothing worse than girl from the midwest that move to NY to "live out their dream" -the dream of living in a rat and roach infested 200sqft for $2k a month, and get fucked by some recent Ithaca college frat grad...
so later when i'm crying over him remind me that he once called his penis "senor weeper"
you'd be confused too if you woke up to pictures of a ghostbuster doing body shots off you.
lets have sex before this no shave november shit gets outta hand.
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
i just taught a 3 year ld how to do a jager bomb, i cant wait to have kids
Great. Now I'm always going to be the roommate that boned a guy with a third nipple.
If drawing me a picture of his dick in draw something is flirting then he is doing it wrong.
Do you think county jail has a Groupon?
i told her i wanted to be the Neil Armstrong of her vagina,
I figured it out! The supermoon explains how I managed to have sex with 3 dudes in 3 nights without leaving the apartment.
Yeah man, you were grinding with his wife, I wouldn't be worried about it
Ick. That's not even the fun kind of punishment.
I drove them away with my sparkling personality and LOTR references.
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