i'm listening to "transmissions" by The Tea Party from like '97 and waxing my legs. fuck i'm awesome in my alone time
Walk of shame... his parents made me go to church with them first. in my club top sweat pants and slippers. i just slapped god in the face
A very small part of me wants you to appreciate me for more than just my breasts. But the rest of me is breasts.
Found out why they call her Halfpipe Jenny-NOT the cool reason we thought
I felt kinda bad after screaming 'ITS MY BIRTHDAY TOO' while he was having a seizure in the front of the party bus.
I had to rush to my room and get my vibrator off my bed i didn't want him to know how long it's been since I had a decent fuck.
i hope this doesn't spoil anything but there are vikings and it is awesome
Just found a condom on my floor from last weekend. 2/2. The scavenger hunt is over.
Ever had someone sing happy birthday to you during sex?
I'm gonna send you a dick pic now just so your uncomfortable at work
Why can't I come over and snuggle you and make you lick my boots
You never know true fear until you're on your period in a house full of white furniture.
Really need a jack off emoji
Who do we write to about that?
It was like a baby arm holding another baby arm holding an apple grove. Fuckin huge!
I love that they love me even though I might not exsist, its kinda like Im God.
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