We're doing the donut challenge later. How many can we fit on his erect penis. Needless to say we get along well.
Hold my feet while i lean out of the window of the truck.
Well, it's hard to say. Last night he puked a perfect circle around him on the floor, and then sat in it insisting it would protect him from the smoke monster. He's was still there last time I checked.
I found his retainer in my ass crack. It smells like shame.
Just pretend you're riding a unicorn through space. Thats how I deal with the stirrup situation at the gyno office.
PAAAANTS ARE FOR AAAASSHOLES
We just had a 30 min argument on the actual birth date of Jesus, it ended in my brother and ain't cursing each other and an 8 yr old answering it by using Siri.
I hoped the great care he put into rolling a blunt would translate to my vagina.
Our host-mom was rubbing her back sympathetically going "muy bien, chica" while she puked on the beach. So yeah, I think we got the best one.
i woke up at 4 pm face down on my hardwood living room floor. i would say its a new low but i think I found my new napping spot
If you had amazing eyebrows i'd have sex with them.
Idk I think he's weird but he's also from Wisconsin so that might have something to do with it.
I'm currently using a band-aid to cover my bar stamp from last night while I ask my professor for an extension. That's a sign of getting more responsible, right?
All of a sudden he got that look on his face and ran to the dance floor and started fist pumping to Rihanna that kind of night
Congratulations you now have a pet Scotsman.
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