you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
dude facebook disabled my account because im registered under a false identity. now in order to get it back, i have to prove that it's really my name. i sent them an email and had to sign it "Cordially, Lloyd Pancakes"
i can't tell if you're serious or not, but 420 is gonna be pirate themed
He's got serious oatmeal ass...take a moment and admire how google voice to text was able to detect oatmeal ass....twice
I'm lying here drinking water from a shot glass..moving is not an option right now
Tranny group. Dance off. Horse hair and dicks swinging. I. Cant. Unsee. This.
You said you wanted to wrap his dick in a tortilla and make a spicy burrito. Let me just say, most girls don't have this hard of a time getting laid.
An image of us stuck like that like Pompeii comes to mind. A wonder for future anthropologists
There's a website where you can order a pile of horse shit to be dropped on a persons doorstep. So that's another option.
I walked in on him fucking my best friend. I think we've reached the point of following each other on twitter.
He says we're "annoying" but that's an odd word to describe a couple of heroic liquor saiyans
dude ur drinkin a beer not ta capri sun. lose the straw
Just cried because I'm out of oreos. This post-molly depression can go fuck itself.
I opened my bookbag to put my laptop in and I found two granola bars and a pregnancy test. I am clearly prepared for life
He was so drunk last night. He woke up out of a dead sleep at 330am, walked over to the dresser, opened his middle drawer and proceeded to pee. When I woke up and asked him Wtf he was doing, he told me it was fake pee and blamed it on the cat...we don't have a cat
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