It was amazing what she could do with her one good arm.
the young, male pastor of my church has a jesus fish tramp-stamp. I made him show me.
did he really ask u insert a warm banna in ur anal?
Just found out I have to work new year's eve. It's like one final 'fuck you' from 2009.
Amanda Bynes on the cover of maxim is my 8th grade masturbation fantasy come to life
I got 70 on my final, or put differently, I got a "still graduating" on my final.
There's a skull full of vodka. How bad can it be?
He deleted all his profile pics with her. It was like the bat signal for single women everywhere.
Dude how did you get resin on my keyboard?
You emptied out your taco and asked the lady for a refill...and then you continued to carry out a full conversation SCREAMING
Apparently it is impossible to get kicked out of taco bell....I'll try harder next time
We need to tone down the drinking before our 7pm class. I don't remember receiving any of these handouts.
I texted him 3 days ago he said he was pre gaming for the Super Bowl today he just text" gtomajg kaka hee 48!!!"
I think we might have a drinking problem when the ASU kids called us crazy
No one made them take a shot with us at the 12 hour mark. That's their bad
I was told i took a shot doing a headstand in the backseat then proceeded to barf all over my face
I had no idea you were so talented.
Apparently i'm now known as the kid who was double fisting tequila and pedialyte.
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