I have way too much money in my bra to be responsible.
finally cleaned my dorm for the first time all year. bleach is awesome.
Just don't have "pin the tail on the straight edge" as a party game... Please and thanks...
So we have also come to the conclusion that slam piece Saturday's are the appropriate follow ups to find a husband Fridays
P.s. remind me to tell you about the porno that Paul envisioned starring you. It's wizard of oz themed.
She was giving me head while we were in my tree house, my mom then came out to let the dog out so she stopped so I would stop groaning, was it good? You tell me
Well. Your father was, shall we say, privately surfing the Internet when he found a video of you and Kevin. This was on a very public website honey.
By the way, Kevin! OMG good catch honey!
This is the third year in a row that Mario has fallen through a table on New Years. I'm sensing a tradition developing.
I found a door knob in my purse this morning, I hope whoever it belonged to doesn't need it today.
hahahah
Yeah. I couldn't figure out why my toes hurt. Apparently, the guy I was dancing with, kept running them over with his wheelchair.
she hacked my macbook and downloaded an illegal version of the original pokemon red, completely nude in my computer chair. there were several levels of hornyness existing all at once
this is honestly why we're friends. we drink tea and plan to do drugs together.
That's why i need nudes. Plutonic nudes.
I baked a frozen pizza completely, put it back in the plastic and box, and put it back in the freezer. THAT drunk.
Can I get high for this class every tuesday? Its like a multi-sensory carnival acid trip.
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