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(407): View more from Florida

in the event that i am dead, my body is laying in the intersection of ... the pearl in springfield. it was my friend's 21st but i think i'm dead. wearing a black top. like i said, probably dead.

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(717): View more from Pennsylvania

If it makes you feel any better I'm plucking my mustahce and drinking. Alone.

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do you know how hard it is to bring up the "what do I do if you conk out while we're fucking" conversation while maintaining the dignity of.the narcaleptic girl you just met?

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(858): View more from California

death bed.

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death patio

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stfu you slept on the patio!?!

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(727): View more from Florida

We're getting a bucket of chicken and screwing around, so no, you can't join us.

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