It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
hows the new call of duty?
I only had sex with the game case so far, but that part was awesome.
just cut a line with my blood donor card...i feel like it will help remind me that i was once a productive member of society.
I have a question, if it paid really well, like ridiculously well, would you be a restaraunts under the table resident blowjob girl?
who was wearing the fake mustache? I just found one in my cleavage
Some might say its sad that I am willingly picking up a coke habit to be the skinniest bridesmaid... I think it shows my great dedication and proves I should have been maid of honor.
I feel that shower jager is exactly what this man needs after last night.
You're a disgrace to gay men everywhere.
He visits one Denver strip club and now hes moving there
I used the light from the first guy's text notification to be able to snapchat the second guy in the dark. I am too good at juggling guys.
Last night must have been awesome because I went to get in the shower only to find the bat symbol drawn on my chest
That happened during battle shots lol
He was nothing but deer-caught-in-headlight eyes and dick, it was adorable
Only the sound of Friends and my gulping of wine are masking the sounds of my roommate getting laid
We were fucking in the bedroom then we heard Sports center on in the living room. He stopped midfuck when I started celebrating that my team won over his
I guarantee you he will only fuck with old bitches from now on
Where are you guys?
Drunk
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