Nah, lets use your guy, my drug dealer is going all pineapple express on me
Why do i always get involved with 3 women at once?
Because life brings drama and thus like moths to a flame, women
The last thing i remember is saying breakfast beer and carrying the keg to my room and locking the door.
So just to get a feel for things...how prone are you to male Amish strippers...
I think I pulled my groin stumbling back from the bar. That or the hippo I woke up next to.
So squirting runs in the family.
I'm 25 and she is 19. She wants to practice blowjobs on me because of my stamina. Not only does the GI bill pay for me to go to school I am teaching a freshman blowjob course. I love Texas.
I mean, that's eating your cake and fucking it too.
So im waiting for someone at grand central and i look up AND THE ENTIRE BALCONY IS FILLED WITH BOY SCOUTS I AM TERRIFIED
Hey Cat, it's Michael. You made out with me for a hot dog last night and I feel super used.
All I got was pictures of my boss and dicks. So, that was the end of snapchat.
You need to stop leading guys on at bars - you're a lesbian.
And now I'm a lesbian with better self-esteem.
No I will not paint you for Mardi Gras in town. It is going to rain and you don't need another ID charge
Wanna guess where my charger was last night.....in my cooler with my beer. I put it in there because I knew I would never forget my beer.
I’d clean the kitchen before making food. Mark “rang in the New Year” with some rando in there last night
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