That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
Partly cloudy chance of praying to the porcelin gods
why do they call them blowjobs? ....unless i'm doing it wrong?
Waaait I'm alsleep in myt car somewhere
You stood next to him taking HUGE gasps of air in an attempt to second hand smoke his cig because you didn't have one...
You better not fucking die before we have sex while you blow fire. I'm serious. Don't mess up my sexual bucket list.
How can I not totally like a guy that told me my boobs were too big for me to be taught how to play golf?
I definitely pole-danced a parking meter outside a party last night. The cheering was appreciated.
When i left he was drinking an entire pot of coffee out of the pot with a straw. It's safe to say he's using a personal day
I'm not pregnant. Security came before he could.
It took me three days, but I managed to nearly get arrested on my way out of LA. Made it to the airport. Crisis averted, though. The real crime is, my flight is delayed two hours.
These cutoffs are too tight but my ass looks like Freedom
time to play the game of how much Christmas shopping I can get done before these shrooms kick in
Pillow talk?
can't do it. no eye contact either.
Where have you been all my life
It wasn't until after we began having sex again the next morning I realized I didn't know his name.
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