How's tricks little girl?
Trix are for kids, old man.
My t9 writes chubies instead of bitches.
either way. win, win.
please tell me if i'm home and in my bed
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come find me please
i woke up convinced that my room was backwards i tried to go into the closet to get outta my room
He told me he had more lines than a plaid shirt
my way of studying for our final tomorrow: registering online to retake the class in the fall
I need to stop drinking. Side note- we have a party bus tonight. So the drinking will have to end after that
Let's make a pact to never get in a cab at 3am together unless it's to go home or for pizza.
at 6am he came into my room and kicked me in the stomach. when i finally got up he was passed out in my hallway and the bathtub water was running
Bering your kids um. Abiout tol. Throw up
It's time for everyone's favorite Wednesday night game... WHEEL OF. VODKA!!!!!
Can we smoke pot out of a menorah?
We were watchin sharknado and we hooked up while I had the Donald Trump shirt on. She said she felt like he was staring at her
Congrats! Its a fuck boy!
My mom said "I saw the signs you guys were high, so I made the spaghetti"....so ya, I'd say she definitely knew
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