I'm think I may have given your ex's number to a convicted sex offender.
Win!
16 and pregnant actually makes me really happy that i'm gay
Tonight has been like a good ass fucking high school movie
Just woke up and stopped at the WaWa in Virginia. Had major morning wood and didn't try to hide it when walking around. So many awkward stares.
I'm done trying to be a vegetarian. My vagina smells like hummus.
I mean, we started to hook up but my asthma attack kind of killed the mood
He fell on top of me at a party. I slept with him a week later. We've been fucking for 2 moths. Most successful relationship ever.
I doubt she'll sponsor it. You know alcohol and fireworks don't mix, right?
It's okay. We're not going to soak the fireworks in alcohol. The alcohol is for drinking.
I love that there are toys on the counter. Coffee, tea, wine bottles, gag ball, and handcuffs.
My kitchen gets me.
Before consuming her Waffle House she did a few deep breaths and cleared the table to "prepare herself for this"
Girl you know I'm an advocate of debauchery but you might wanna check yoself.
the puppy had a little leather gag and was using a ball gag as a fetch toy
And somehow i feel like your expectations will turn out to be illegal in some way.
Dude, I'm at a wedding and there's a mashed potato bar and bacon strip appetizers. I'm getting all emotional.
If he brings home bacon, dont let him leave. Dont screw this one up. this may be our last chance.
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