great sex! but now the fight over who sleeps on the wet spot starts.
I just googled "buy xanax online". What is wrong with my life?
we just ha sex. he lasted two minutes. i told him to leave because i had class
isnt today saturday?
Why is there 6 cases of kwic trip dounuts dumped in my bed? Best 34 dollar wake up of my life
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
How can I look at her with a straight face when she has dry puke on her eye lid
Just found a 7-11 receipt for new years eve at 1:30 am apparently we felt the need to buy three jars of pickles and a gallon of milk does this ring any bells?
But life isn't just all about getting drunk & eating chicken strips.
screw jello shots the kids from the culinary school made pudding shots with 4 loko.
I drank a girls breast milk at this wedding. Shit was next level
he's like a horny 3rd grader on cocaine. he needs a leash
No, gay couples have the same problems straight ones do; I wish that we could go back to the days when he would shit with the door closed.
idk i just feel really unsatisfied. like something's missing from my life... maybe it's chicken nuggets...
Where is everybody?
It's pretty much split between the strip club and jail.
I know you do it only because of my toyota, but thank you for fucking me. Seriously.
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