I would fuck her until my dick fell off. then i would fuck her with your dick.
Bro can a girl get pregnant if i jizz in her mouth?
hahahahahahahahahahaha
like i told you yesterday: virgins, blood, my name. do it.
Oh my god. I just envisioned myself eating panda meat. I need to get out of this class.
Sometimes, dog treats look like people treats.
once he started yelling at me in latin, i wasn't sure what we were fighting about anymore...
Are we still dressing up as garden gnomes for halloween?
No. I would like to get laid again before I graduate.
She kept saying I was her favorite Jonas brother, and for some reason, I was ok with that.
Totally about to meet up with Ryan in an empty parking lot. Expect to fuck him. Yes I know it's 3am. Slutty? Possibly. Excited? Damn right.
Its name is Richard. And I think he formally introduced us.
I didn't think it was possible, but that girl next door is even louder when drunk.
I think I'm going to make a pina klonopin before class.
Girl please we both know I eat his bullshit up like its candy sprinkled with crack
Don't be alarmed by all the Dick cakes in the fridge. But please don't eat..i accidentally broke one in half you guys can eat that one. Its labeled free Dick
Bro. I traded my coat. I have a Raiders coat now.
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