? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
I looked at my own cervix.
The guy in front of me got in the club with his green card, that's awesome
After three games of beer pong ending in victory by death cup, all four of us bonded in the fact that we all slept with the girl's boyfriend at some point in time in the past year. She had no idea.
Just heard the words 'Pussy Riot' on NPR...I almost crashed my car.
Omg do you remember last night you kept pointing to your vag asking who wants to play this like a fiddle hahaha
Just got a handjob from a 19 year old in front of the Parthenon. The Greek god of debauchery would be proud.
we're drinking bellinis i mean god's titty nectar
You don't know true terror until you get stuck in a porta potty while frying your face off.
Was banging my ex last night when his roommate walked in... We kept going. #goaheadandwatch
I never realized the effects a broken spine would have on my sex life
The moment when you and your BFF compare frequently used emojis and realize you have similar mental disorders and a really weak alibi.
I'll be perfectly honest; there are times other guys have consented to have sex with me because of my punctuation.
I put on a face mask and masturbated for an hour... my face now has a green tint
THEY WILL NOT STOP FLINGING CARDS AROUND THE ROOM! It has been four hours. HOW CAN IT STILL BE ENTERTAINING?!?! I will be under the table if you need me.
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