hes the hot one from work who thought i was dead after my party
This is my first time seeing you since your lesbian experience. SO EXCITED!
He recognized me by my ass from about 15 yards away. I must have a REALLY nice ass.
There are twenty thousand men on this campus, please have sex with someone who isn't my drug dealer
Um, would you be up for dick jousting? Stefanie is willing to pay 40 bucks.
On the way out the door to work grabbed the wine glass on the floor left for the ghost of Elijah and chugged it. PASSOVER.
It's meant to be, Cynthia. You, him, and your developed breasts are meant for each other.
Did we smoke in a portapotty last night? And if so, do you think the brown stuff covering my body is actually dirt?
I just want to be like i dont know you but ive seen your penis & i like it
She showed up ready for sex all night.. with waters and a meat and cheese tray
Me sprinting out of your house without my bra or shoes is our entire relationship defined in a single moment.
I don't know if dry shampoo will fix the decisions we made last night.
Because sadly the idea of me having a girlfriend is crazy enough to be an April fools prank
So our night ended with 6 cruisers, a fire truck, and an ambulance. Also, lots of blood. How was yours?
Ok, you agree to the terms? We can have sex, but this doesn't mean we're back together...it just means we're working on things. Got it? Sign here.
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