This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
i just hope all the shady shit stops so i can let him into my pants
Lady GaGa only went backwards in convincing me she's not a man at the VMAs.
dude she was so drunk she thought Jim Joyce made the right call
I can't try on my wedding dress because someone is trying to commit suicide in the store. Is this a sign?
we didnt even have break up sex...
you had it for us with someone else...
it's ok. he made up for it by standing there and holding my purse while i made out with three guys at the bar. it was a pretty good night.
I AM NOT THE MAN IN THIS RELATIONSHIP.
It's shit like this that makes people think we're gay.
Hey, what did you end up doing with those ski goggles?
Anything is possible. I didn't even know I was wearing the toilet cover as a hat
I will sleep with anyone I have to to make sure you don't get deported
I don't understand why you aren't on this trip all I do is smoke weed drink beer and get fingered
Fucked a kid by the name of your hometown tonight... FOR THE WIN.. BF4L
come over we're fb stalking guys who were dressed as bananas last night because i can't remember which one i blew
i'm trying not to stalk him on facebook
i gave in
No. I'm home alone and 100% dickless. I hate my life.
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