If you borrow your friends real doll, should you wear a condom?
We started making out, then he decided to get naked, put on a condom, and proceed to dry hump my leg, sweat pants and all, until he blew his load. I thought this was college. I immediatly left claiming I can't sleep in other people's rooms. He didn't even bother taking off my hoodie.
Contrary to what I yelled at them last night, it turns out campus police CAN arrest people...
I woke up wearing nothing but 7 partially eaten candy necklaces. Only one was around my neck. Don't even try to tell me I don't need plan B.
He snuck into my grandmothers house, broke her lamp, fucked me, then had breakfast with us the next morning. I am an awful granddaughter.
all i remember is being at the diner with her at 3am and her storming into the kitchen to make sure the chef gave me regular fries instead of home fries.
Ya well my good-girl image was pretty much blown when he found out I'm going to jail soon.
You basically told your boyfriend at the time you were going to shit in his hands.
And I meant every ounce of it.
yo your bro wants to know what time he got home and were you hosing him off
Oh they knew you from a bachelorette party! You were the pole?
Ohhh shit yeah that was me. Fuck. I hate myself when I do that.
she had a dildo shaped like a dolphin. she will forever be known as Flipper
His name isnt in my phone as “Satan’s spawn” for no reason. #devildick
I guess I'm famous. Hot lesbian was WARNED about me. Still hooked up with her.
I'll pay you to teach me.
When I told the bartender it was my 21st birthday, he looked at me all pissed and said "But you've been drinking here as 21 for the past 2 years.." How do you THINK the night went?
So I take it free shots were a no after that?
You're a brave, albeit stupid soul for wanting in on the fuckery that comes attached to my vagina
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