11:03 p.m. Whats a lie i you lovn me. Let's cuddle.
i just learned how to squirt via google. life is good.
I will not ride trays down a flight of stairs topless and drunk....
I threw all my money on the ground and said it was for homeless people and fell down the stairs
He was just lying in his underwear like a present. I had to unwrap it.
Just told some little girl not to judge me as I brushed my teeth in the target bathroom
I want morning sex. We can incorporate maple syrup into it somehow, it'll be fun
We have a little not a lot. We already rolled a blunt and named him Ron.
Nothing $200 worth of strippers and spicy fried chicken couldn't fix.
The cop told me I was the prettiest guy he'd arrested in a while. I'm still not sure if it was a come on or not.
How exactly does a handjob become fancy?
Blueberry lube, and champagne.
Also this just in, I think you could see my sequins underwear that say unwrap me through my leggings all day while I hung out with his family
I don't know how much expertise I could offer. My best advice is, "don't drown, for god's sake don't drown"
I woke up next to him with nothing on and my thong around his neck. I just put my clothes on and left, but he still has my thong.
he had a cock ring. i orgasmed before he even put it in
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