That was definitely a porn plot just waiting to develop...
You would get kicked out of the study lounge for being drunk the monday of finals week
i convinced her i was a yoga teacher by showing her some warm-ups my high school track coach made up
I've decided I'm just gonna keep drinking til the baby bump shows...
no i brought the cat to the bar. I got a weird look when I walked in but now everyone loves her.
It feels like I'm breathing out my heart and it spreads through my limbs to my fingertips.
Solid teamwork gives us a good shout of both bringing home trophy cougs
She said our goal is to fuck in every bathroom at the reception which is at a country club. I will have the best wedding date ever! Were 4 for 4 in public.
I want to get a list going called "D list celebs I've kissed"
I did cocaine off my boobs last night. Then I wrote two essays and went on a run. Go me
It's amazing the amount I can accomplish with a glass of wine in my hand.
also I saw his dick in the morning light and it was glorious. Like staring upon your birthday cake you ordered from heaven and going " can't wait to eat that later"
I JUST SAW MY THERAPIST OUTSIDE OF WORK AND I DONT KNOW THE ADULT THING TO DO
I imagine you as a cat holding your burrito with two paws and cutely eating it
Little girl was fucking around on the train and completely ran her head into a pole. Totally burst out laughing as she cried. Her mom was not amused. I don't think I should be a Mom. EVER.
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