I found somebody to have a 3 sum with
shutup! Who?!?
Hahaha April fools!
He said if I blew him first he'd last longer....if 3 minutes is lasting longer, I'm not sure the bj was worth it
Herpes is a lot like Arnold Schwartzenneger. Because it always comes back. Also, because it is usually in some way in control of California.
It's hard to believe so much cum came out of such a small penis.
Well regardless of which drugs we choose to do tonight until four in the morning, we are having a wii bowling championship. So choose carefully.
She just threw the soap bottle at me from the ladie's room and keeps asking me when we left the bar and got on the boat.
he got everyone in a room, turned off the lights and started throwing knives at the wall. if you got hit, you had to drink...
Shits getting dirty between us in her dad's bedroom. I'm talking early millennium rap and r&b
He refused to pierce my nipples, saying they are the best he's ever seen and that blemishing them would be a crime
You really could become the cat lady we've always dreamed of.
I'm not sure New Orleans is real. Even the grocery stores sell vodka.
who orders an old fashioned in 2014? even my Grandparents think you're an asshole.
You're never the same once you're dry humped on the frat house floor
MY LIFE IS HARD OK. I HAVE TO WAKE UP AT LIKE 10 OR 11 AFTER SMOKIG POT AND PLAYING FALLOUT UNTIL 3
I feel like I haven't slapped your ass in years. This will be awesome.
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