i got last night's adventure to take the garbage out when he was leaving. my vagina is THAT good.
Hurry up I might actually study if I am left alone
She called me Jeff during sex, I just kept going like nothing happened. To think, if I was a woman that would be a problem.
Got drunk. Then they sung "we didnt start the fire" to my other cousin who accidentally burnt down the house when she was younger.
at least you got your priorties in line. new years first, than the baby.
I don't think I'm emotionally ready for this blow job.
Why is there an appointment in my calandar called "get the fuck to the bus" at 3 am june 19th?
Got into the physics lab with my student id, hooked up over break when school was closed. I regret no payments for tuition.
Can we just talk about how I wrote out all the stuff I had to do this week and for Thursday it says "drink and cry"? ...I don't remember putting that but it sounds like something I would do
We BOTH lost our virginities there. It's basically a landmark.
His status said "sad." of course I liked it. I don't even care that I was the only one. Facebook isn't your god damn journal, we don't care about your problems.
How the fuck can he download so much porn but not know how to find the Skype app?
Bored of what? I stayed up all night researching sex toys because I'm excited to do things with you that I haven't done in 29 years of having a body.
sexting while watching Peter Pan the Musical! something just doesn't seem right here
I remember 2 things. 1. Hanging through the window. 2. And she needing a bucket to puke in. That’s all. I have no other memory.
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