I just had an epiphany. There is NOTHING TO STOP ME from making cake mix and eating it all instead of making a cake. It feels like my entire life has peaked at this moment.
I have a new drinking limit. I'll stop when I know I'm going to untag the picture that was just taken of me.
oh yeah I know that guy. he's legit. slept in my closet a few times
Okay, good. And if you have one of those portable strip poles that would be nice too.
where are you?
Hypothermia
can you go into shock from having too many orgasms? i think i went into shock.
Dude so coolest charity idea ever, think aids walk but instead of miles you drink beers oh the possibilities
I feel like I should throw some tampons around my workspace so everyone will know what's really going on
Well I walked the wrong way for a little bit and I don't remember if I fell asleep or not but I definitely laid down under the over pass for a while
You seriously knocked all the beer off the table, broke the beer pong table, broke the bar and kept yelling "you have to warn me first!" all because I wouldn't let you have another four loco
Yeah she let me pull the goalie and wear my USA flag like a cape since it was the first day of the world cup
Monday afternoon and I'm still hungover from Valentine's Day. I think I'm winning at the single life.
Nobody cheats on THIS.
He just blew a .079. Jesus loves him THAT much.
He’s got a big dick and a big ego. This could be fun
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