I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
Bendover
what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
do u usually make out with people before telling them your name???
He just refered to Steak and Shake as "a good place for couples". I will definitely not be shacking tonight.
bars should really give you discounts for bringing your own shot glass
At what point would you like us to save you from yourself?
Annnnddddd this chick is using a hand puppet made of a sock to give her research presentation...
Weirdest sensation ever: having your penis fall asleep. It was like tiny hulk hogan was choking it out
Seeing the pictures of him and i, I'm giving whiskey the win on this one. Definitely had beer goggles.
Putting Chia seeds in beer makes it ok for my diet, right?
I think I'm going to add the date I dumped his sorry ass as a life event on FB.
I think that's justified.
She just asked if I wanted to eat nachos off of her boobs... I'm going to marry this girl.
I woke up on his couch and my bra was flung across the floor and filled with animal crackers
You got this. You survived the RA last semester (granted you almost got arrested but still.)
Ben Franklin would totally be a furry.
You're smoking weed and checking Tumblr I take it?
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