My dick has been asking about u. He said he didn't do anything wrong n I'm a dumbass
he burped in my vagina and tried to deny it...
Also I just had a flash back ... He told me I have nice nipples and then asked me about yours..
Not only does DQ have s'mores shakes, sonic has a hot dog in a pretzel bun, and Wendy's has a burger in a pretzel bun. Important things are happening.
He just made my one night stand pancakes for breakfast. And I thought living with my ex was going to be weird.
He was very considerate of my needs, he offered me pizza before and after.
I'd let you fuck my husband in the future, that's how much I love you
I've got your keys and your panties. You can have one back. Your play honeybuns.
i feel sensations at the ends of my beard. Either I am super high. Or my face has accepted my beard and I completed my transformation to Mecca
Something must have happened, they started yelling truffle butter and you said we needed to leave NOW
Currently tripping balls and watching Pink Floyd the wall and I'm crying during it. If this isn't a self realization then I don't know what to tell you.
Bitch I slept on the ground 2 nights running
Watching porn.....Adele is playing in the background...so many emotions right now...so many.
This is the Front Desk Lady from the Saturolite Inn. Your friend is passed out in the lobby. Please come help her.
Just had an emotional break through with the dog. That high.
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