there are some really hot girls on the bus. i want to lips them
Dude, TWO hot chicks on jeopardy tonight. gonna be a good one
Dude, I am so turned on right now. Hot chick with glasses from brooklyn is absolutely crushing right now, taking whole categories. might beat off to jeapordy...
do another line during during the commercial and make the magic happen during double jeopardy.
Can we just schedule bi-weekly fucks and bypass all the bullshit?
nothing can go wrong this weekend. $1500 to spend. i have options for hookups every night. my backup plans have backup plans
She asked if my windows were tinted enough for road head.
we are currently watching a singalong porn...just thought you should know
going to a night class in lingerie so i can quickly go to his house after.
Lives are in shambles. Livers are in disrepair. Our friend was missing for 2 days. His brother slept in a porta potty. God damn you college world series
There's a stoned dwarf chilling in the basement here. Maybe there are redeemable qualities about this place.
After he finished he proceeded to check my boobs for breast cancer.
I literally just fucked insane clown pussy. 24 yo nut job moonlights at children's parties. Gave me head while still in full clown makeup from my kid's birthday party.
Partying with them is like having your dick stapled to your left nostril
I almost don't wanna have sex with her because I'm afraid she'll steal my hat
All I want to do is lay in my bed and eat hotdogs
seriously i don't trust him. he fed me a hot dog out of a crock pot and gave me moonshine dashed jager bombs.
Randomize
