is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
nah, shes just mad because we went through all her fb pics and tagged her crotch as all the guys shes fucked
Just watched a UNI fan at the bar lick the tears off of a KU fans face.. See what march madness does to people
Well, McDonalds 'escorted' me out after I passed out mid-order
I've never seen the starbucks guy more terrified than when you dove out the car window after your credit card
just tell her a well fed dog doesnt stray far from the porch, and if that doesnt work just keep fucking her sisters
Apparently he's taking the slut he cheated on me with on a cruise for her birthday. THAT COULD HAVE BEEN ME. TITANTIC STYLE.
I could of sworn you were praying in the strip club.
Will you just get over yourself and come over here and give me that dick...then you can go back home and continue to cry over us breaking up. Thank you
Also yeah I would definitely have to say that one of my favorite things to do is to get high and pet cats.
It feels like eating ice cream while riding a unicorn over a rainbow waterfall made of glitter.
That is possibly the gayest thing that was ever thought of by anyone anywhere.
Why put me through the conflicting battle of being happy for your vagina but sad for my vagina for no reason ahole
My feet surprised me
Three cans of beer can fit in the shower catty... multi tasking
Guess whose grandma smokes weed?
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