You know, I didn't realize this at the time, but it appears that I am being "heavily petted" by 3 grown men in that pic.
If these were biblical times then you'd be a Roman Senator.
So shortly after drunk sex...she starts crying and saying..." you don't care about me, you never do anything nice for me" so I called her a cab
so, i drunkenly called my religious roomie because i was lost and told her if she couldn't come find me, jesus would condemn her to hell for not leading me to the light .. too much?
are you excited because you wanna see me or because you wanna get laid?
bc i get to see you. naked.
Did I hear correctly when it sounded like he said "just don't let me throw up into your vaj?"
i'm on the subway and being revisted by the ghosts of tequilas past.
Listen. I'm a changed woman. I have no problem using him for sex.
Its not monday til someone throws up in the hallway
I don't want to have to force feed him my vagina!!
Just pulled a Kenny Powers on a snowmobile
Lets just put it this way. Im meeting his nana after a mind blowing orgasm.
i don't think i have enough personality to make it through this date sober.
He got in a shopping cart outside of home depot and insisted we push him down a flight of stairs. For science.
Anytime he goes down on me i automatically think of you cheering me on. Your a good friend.
Our sex sesh was interrupted by a bunch of hobos fighting outside his apartment.
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