sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
he just kept saying that he had liquor dick..then he tried to fuck me without removing his pants.
we were spooning and you were the big spoon but you insisted that I call you "the ladle"
I just had one of those moments where i was really sad that i'll never get to be asian.
pouring popcorn down my shirt before we went to the bar was the best idea ever. it was delicious and convenient.
This is me reassuring you that I'm still alive and making sure you still are.
they just started filling water ballons with vodka.
on my way.
TAing a class of 300 froshies and being so hungover I forgot a bra is my way of making dreams come true.
You know in a few years she's gonna look like her mom. So if you're gonna hit that you better do it while she still looks like somebody else.
Is it possible to rally from a drunken seizure?
Ok there's 63 pics of you jerking it on my camera from New Years. The time stamps say it took you 40 min to get there too. See a doc, your only 22.
..puke & rally mid art final. HAPPY CINCO DE MAYO!
I've never been so excited to be bleeding from my vagina.
So, I think my BF has slept with several of our sorority sisters
Well, now that you know, yes he has. We didn’t say anything because you seemed so happy. He’s a great guy and none of us have any hard feelings, but yeah, we’re all very familiar with his penis and it’s talents
I just watched your fat stupid son get hit by a Prius. Ran right in front of it. He's all right . But... Maybe you should have taught him to look both ways like a responsible parent does.
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