My dick has been asking about u. He said he didn't do anything wrong n I'm a dumbass
mom and dad googled us on the weekend. i love the internet less than i did on friday.
The only good thing about trampolines when you're fucked up is the gushing blood really cleans all the bad coke out of your nose.
I wish i had more things to dip in ranch... That's the most stoner thing i've ever said
Also just realized how inappropriate it looks to other drivers to finish bottles of cheap champagne at stoplights
The tent wall coming unstaked in the wind and hitting me in the face really sobered me up
im not gonna bother asking u how it was... we could hear u through the walls
I expect to be treated like a lady. Even If your sticking it in my ass.
That's terrible. At least give it a creative name like muff mobile.
Look on the bright side. Now you know the number for poison control.
she asked me where ive been her entire life and the guy in the room next to us yelled "with other women bitch!"
My phone broke again .... im not really sure how im going 2 explain the teeth marks to the ppl at the Verizon store
I dont think I should be allowed to pick my own boyfriends anymore
It's a sad night when one of your friend texts you that she's going on a date with someone you know and then invites you to maybe have a drink after
Just stopped at a cross walk because the light turned red 3 streets down. I'm way too high.
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