OMFG, I'm seriously about to get fairly unpolite with this guy.
Wow. I bet he's shakin' in his boots.
her face looked like how i feel after Taco Bell
I'm covered in pickle juice. Why do you people leave me alone?
Do you remember calling yourself Captain Cockblock and openly giving out everyones sexual history? Because you did.
Well now that I've given all the athletes mono there goes our chance of winning any conference championship
In class ... We were just assigned groups for the quarter... Remember that night we took shots from that guys pants? I now know his name
She said, "I don't really go out much, but my husband recently cheated on me" and I don't remember anything after that.
Based off the amount of cat hair on my poncho....i stole a cat last night.
I had phone sex with a retiree last night. This is not how I envisioned my 20s going...
you need a warning label. Just announcing that you are Scottish is seen more as a challenge. Those guys have no idea what they are getting into.
The last person that asked me out got pushed down an escalator
Im gnna go loik fir my newq gay friuend now
Goodbee
"fuck it, let's do moonshine" shouldn't be in ANYONE'S vocabulary.
I think even the taco bell employees judged me
Couch. On fire.
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