so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
this morning he rolled over looked at me and said "oooo, you look like i need a drink" and then put on his clothes and left without another word
I queefed so loud it echoed.
Remember that amazing deer? You peed next to that dear..
Just met me in 10 years...this lady keeps an emergency wine cooler in her bag
only in a texas roadhouse would someone whistle while I was breastfeeding.
i still can't believe we survived that barcrawl. the third bar had bullet holes and we still went in.
Pissed along side the highway while waving at all the traffic... if thats not a sign of a productive night to come then idk what is
Sometimes I think I'm witty and funny, and then I realize it 3pm and I'm drunk
Someone should make a valentines day card that says "I like the way you continuously consume thc with no concept of a limit other than drug supply" Because I'd send that to you.
I would say don't do anything I wouldn't do, but we both know I forget about my personal safely when getting laid is on the line
I wanted to write an apology letter to my vagina after that.
Our relationship revolved around Taylor Swift albums. It's no wonder it ended so fast
The sad moment you remember you have no power for a week and can't flush.....
Wrong number bro but that sounds like a damn shame.
you had me at "meet me in the bathroom"
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