Exactly. All of us sinners go to hell and get nothing while all of the goody two shoes get to go to heaven where its all pink floyd, lasers, and pot.
I've decided that my new worst fear is that I'll end up on "I Didn't Know I was Pregnant"
My niece just threw up all over me. My sister's breastmilk was on my face. This is like a fucked-up porno gone terribly wrong.
Dude I pulled down his pants and he already had a condom on
SANTA'S REAL. I GOT MY PERIOD.
i left with the words "thank you for undersanding my sluttiness"
he proceeded to grab my vagina through my leggings in the middle of the dance floor. strangely enough I was okay with it
He tried to stick it in and I asked him what he wanted to name our child and he quit.
The only thing in that hotel room that we didn't fuck on was the roof
Oh my god I just remembered I bit a stripper last night.
Would I waste your time for mediocre porn?
It all started with a game of naked twister.
i think she learned that just cuz half shots were easier, doesnt mean she can have triple as many.
tell me about the fingering
She pooped on me during a reverse cowgirl. And it wasn't a little bit either.
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