and the mascot is a pinecone. its really no surprise that people here dont get laid
I told him that he is like a snow storm I never know when he is coming, how many inches I will get, or how long it will last
You came into my room at 3am.. drunk.. and asked to do spanish homework together. Props for being a good student.
i was trying to wake him up so i just kept touching his dick
I remember sucking his bleeding finger and then it's all black until he had his hand down my pants.
I really hope he dies in a tragic kegstand mishap
I just got cash back from buying a pregnancy test so that I can buy a case of joose. My life is in shambles.
Please do not make a facebook page for my hickeys.
I think my whole family judged my ability to change under a blanket.
In a moving vehicle and other people in the car
Let's just not urinate on things that don't need to be urinated on
Another day, another engagement, another cat
i agree, on both the sex thing and the unrepentant bastard thing
WHY DID YOU NOT OFFER TO LET HIM STAY
Dude, it's like you want him inside me more than i do
Let's get this straight. I am six fucking feet tall. Do you even understand how limited my options in guys to date are? No. Did you see my last three boyfriends? I looked like a fucking giant next to them. So I will fuck this six-foot-seven Italian model even if I am the ugliest girl at this party because, goddammit, I deserve to.
4 of us. Guys and girls. Were sitting there discussing the passed out half naked Brit girl on the floor. She is no longer the international woman of mystery.
Randomize
