Ok let's jusst not talk today bc then we'll just do dangerous things but I'll say hello
guess they didn't have any donuts in her size.
My dad just knocked on my door and told me that my vibrator was too loud
i've decided to use this saturday afternoon to take care of my pube situation
Am i fat?
Well i wouldnt let you on top
and i was just like oh shit i'm getting felt up by a 15 year old
in hindsight, the duct tape banana hammock was a bad idea.
He's reached the drunk point where he's trying to convince the family to buy falcons as pets. Can't wait to see how my steak turns out
She said we could only have sex if she got to keep her fake moustache on during
when the washing machine is on all the beer bottles jiggle and clink against each other... "drink us drink us drink us"
My tits, and hanging out behind a hotel eating pizza.
I feel like there's no sexy way to pull 12 condoms out of your bra.
you walked in, put on rap music and started chugging vodka
All I got was pictures of my boss and dicks. So, that was the end of snapchat.
Haha we both slept with guys named Brad born on may 1st. This is a proud day for sisters.
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