I didn't know it was possible to throw up mid-sneeze.
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
on a scale of 1-10how much freaking out is acceptable if you just found a (possibly used) cock ring in the head board that your parents gave you?
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
just got a girls number while on a 5 am adderall cig break this is college at its finest
Thank GOD those kids were having a lemonade stand, I didn't have anything to wash down my plan b with.
She just came to my house, with puke in her hair, to wake up my dad and scream "happy fathers day you DILF!" at the top of her lungs
You will never know an awkward moment until your parents pick you up from a one night stand.
Just puked in my hallway. Good start to a great night
Haha! You know I mean that in a positive way. Like, "let them eat cake!" Or in our case, "let them achieve obesity from the two entree plate at Panda Express!"
I also made him write a nonfiction romance novel about what happened and to give it to me when the time was right
Just walked by the neighbors and they are definitely butt naked sitting on a bed, watching Netflix, baked out of their minds, with the blinds open.
Welcome to Bellingham.
Well you were hungry, by then you cried and called yourself a basic bitch for eating crackers
My purpose is to unleash drunk self on strangers, i believe as some terrifying icebreaker, otherwise i too would offer my driving services.
ALL I WANT IN MY MOUTH IS A GLORIOUS COCK SMOTHERED IN CHOCOLATE. DICK AND CHOCOLATE; IS IT TOO MUCH FOR A GIRL TO ASK FOR?!
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