See it, we're so close, i smell your vagisil
where does the pee come out of this thing
He doesn't need a wingman, he needs a miracle
Hey do you have anything at your house 30 ft. tall to throw eggs off of?
the cops didn't wanna shut the tailgate down but the strippers weren't allowed to take money without a license or somthing
She wants an explanation of my cousins creepy foot fetish with my god sister. i don't know how I can sum this up in a text.
Okay, we really need to start training for the St Pattys parade. 48 hours of green beer won't end well if we don't prep ourselves. 2 week bender starts now
i had to take off my light up shamrock necklaces, my professor was getting suspicious.
It wasn't random sex though, it was almost a relationship, built on lies and sex
All I want to do is fuck in the bell tower before it leave this school. Is that too much to ask?
RA chick in a Christmas onsie chased us up 5 flights of stairs. I need to stop violating guest policy
Do you have any pics of the gummy penis incident?
He sent me a limp picture of his penis with the caption " same ol, same ol' I cant believe these are the type of guys I sleep with
You went over didnt you?
My girlfriend is pregnant with her exs baby. 2014 just became the worst year
You peed in the sink and kept shouting "I'm the black swan! Ca-caw!"
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