Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
Well i threw up in my mouth a few times. But i successfully swallowed it. Still going strong.
i'm drinking out of my 'black like my president' mug
just had wine and brownie batter for dinner. Single life is good
This is ridiculous. It's like playing possible STD Clue, and I don't want to be the winner.
We have been pregaming the shutdown of the government since Tuesday. Send help, and some more liquor.
Went kayaking. drunk. DID NOT FALL IN. Mission succesful.
Trying to do the walk of shame over here WHY are there a hundred ppl on the el?! Thank god I pulled a summit and wore casual clothes I even stopped by the farmers market and bought some squash
I believe you would have been proud of me last night.. I was chasin Fireball shots with Jack and Coke. Guess there's a reason they call me Whiskey Woman.
I don't want to be Eskimo brothers with your dad
Stealing, and booze. If only you added meaningless sex with random people you would have wrapped all your life passions together
See, this is why you don't do nice things for people. You'll get stuck in the snow and you won't catch a dick.
I'm shaking a cocktail while in bed. Is that bad?
I DONT HAVE THE SOCIAL SKILLS TO EXPLAIN THAT YOU DIED EATING MY PUSSY
Last night I was the DD and was trying to drop off some chick I didn't know at her place. The closest thing to an address I got was "where the goldfish go."
Randomize
