Does adding vodka to a protein shake defeat the purpose?
dear roomies, would anyone wanna donate the booze they left in the fridge over break to the "your roomies snowed in and all alone" fund?
I think a 5 ft pyramid of jello shots in honor of the egyptians is in order
She looked at my facebook and decided to bump the security deposit up an extra 250...now we have to destroy the house, its expected and I wouldn't want to disappoint
Those foam number one hands, are the BEST socks.
Totalylr drunk. Coveredc in cryola marker. Loving it. Straight men everywhere. Don't be surprises when I'm pregbat romorrowwwww
cracked out the beer snorkel again. that thing has a five for five record of getting me naked.
We're having chugging races with long island ice tea, I won. To often
I still think the kiddie pool full of jello option is worth exploring. Just sayin'.
What exactly do I say to a random stoner hookup to thank him for ending my dry spell? Is it awkward to just say "Thanks for that. It was well needed."
Someone came into our hotel room and took our remote
What should I do?
I am in serious pain and you're making dick jokes. I hope you wind up with crotch rot.
I ate 1200 calories worth of chocolate covered marshmallows and googled why it is okay to be single forever
I would say don't do anything I wouldn't do, but we both know I forget about my personal safely when getting laid is on the line
Its nights like last night that make me want to high five my liver.
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