This boy just came into class wearing sperrys and a polo but also carrying a longboard. I'm unequivocably attracted to his level of doucheyness.
my girls lil sis wanted to play hide & seek. she told her 2 go hide. we went to the room and had sex. she was hiding under the bed.
i lose more brain cells when ever she opens her mouth then i would doing meth for 8 years of my life.
i think i left a case of beer in your dryer
I never want to hear the words 'my therapist says . . . ' while naked again.
Hannah wants to know if she cant borrow your stats notes because she threw up on hers.
My stomach is revolting cause i have put food in it and no alcohol.
Listen up tinkerbell, You're gonna come to the bar, hit on some fat chicks, and step up when I punch someone in the face.
When he sent me a picture, I swear my vag frowned. That tiny.
You peed on someone's house because they had a Wisconsin flag.
On the bad side I puked, but on the bright side I puked lettuce which was a new experiance
He referred to our sex as being similar to "Two cheetahs cage fighting" and I have to agree.
Ordained minister or not I hereby renounce all moral responsibility for any and all related occurrences
My ex is having a baby and I'm over here planning my dogs birthday celebration...
When is the party?
It was platonic naked porno viewing, I swear.
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